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Festival fashoon, coming out of every orifice.

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The style winners (and losers) of Glastonbury 2014: 90's attire, ahoy!

The Nineties Is Definitely A Thing Now
Just ask Jaime Winstone and Lily Allen. They're dressed in items that remind some members of Team HM of their childhoods. What next? Skousers? We can only pray not.
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Image: Glashion.Rita Ora just spontaneously decided to wear a cowboy hat. She's wacky.Lily Allen shows off her expensive and fashionable bikini wax.That wacky Rita Ora and her unique style.Lana Dey Rey models for C&A Kids circa 1998.Very nice, like a packet of Opal Fruits.Bip Ling is desperate for you to look at her.Sorry mate, smart shoes only.Yes Lily, very good.An actual woman dressed as a flamingo, as we live and breathe.Florence Welch dressed as your mum's mate.V strong look, Flozzer.It's also a bit Duchess Sarah Ferguson Goes Line Dancing, isn't it?ALexa Chung, dressed as another of your mum's mates.Or has she just come from a hunt? Hard to say.MIA tones it down a bit.Cerys Matthews also going for the mum's mate vibe.Alexa Chung, this is a weak look.Kelis in an amazing pink nightie.We reckon she borrowed this off of Barbara Cartland.Matt Smith's cardi giving him a bit of trouble, there.Alexa Chung, wearing all her clothes at once.Laura Whitmore and her incredible wedgie shorts.Jesus, woman, they're like a garrote for your vulva!Eliza Doolittle wills 2014 to be 'her year' (spoiler: it won't be)Nice bra, Ellie Goulding.Michael Eavis in his favourite hat.Rita Ora just spontaneously decided to wear a see-through raincoat. She's wacky.Zoe Ball with a bear head.Terrible person, seen here in top hat.Whitmore's shorts from the back.Another good bra, Ellie Goulding.Jaime Winstone remembers the '90s.Do you remember the '90s?It helps to have a theme.Lily Allen remembers the '90s.Matt Healey knows that if you have a chest tattoo, you show it off.So well done, Matt Healey. Now, who are you, exactly?Lily Allen has tie-dye hair and tie-dye top.Aspirational.Lily Allen's hair, earlier.Lady Mary Charteris. Probably being ironic, but it's hard to say.Jaime Winstone, so cool.
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